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 💰 Stop Trusting the Balance Column

Jan 9, 2026

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6 min read

💰 Stop Trusting the Balance Column

Event-based ledgers beat drifting account totals when refunds and retroactive changes hit.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
💥 When Success Triggers a Rollback

Jan 2, 2026

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6 min read

💥 When Success Triggers a Rollback

The API call worked. The transaction didn’t. One line of Ash code created state divergence and production chaos.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
⚡ One Endpoint Froze Everything

Dec 25, 2025

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7 min read

⚡ One Endpoint Froze Everything

One CPU-heavy request froze Node. BEAM kept serving traffic.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🔒 Users broke your WebSockets

Dec 18, 2025

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6 min read

🔒 Users broke your WebSockets

Launch was perfect until someone bookmarked the staging domain. Redirects fix what check_origin can’t.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🎯 Mastered Elixir Syntax? Companies Don't Care

Dec 12, 2025

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6 min read

🎯 Mastered Elixir Syntax? Companies Don't Care

Fifteen years of polyglot experience means nothing if you skip OTP-here's what actually matters

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🎰 Your Parser Isn’t Safe Yet

Dec 4, 2025

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6 min read

🎰 Your Parser Isn’t Safe Yet

String parsing works until it doesn’t. Here’s why Phoenix teams switch to NimbleParsec when correctness, clarity, and production errors actually matter.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🎰 The AI Code Generator Slot Machine

Nov 27, 2025

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6 min read

🎰 The AI Code Generator Slot Machine

Jevons Paradox from 1865 explains why easier programming creates MORE code debt—here's the survival guide

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🧠 Your Concurrency Model Feels Like Magic Until You Build It

Nov 20, 2025

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4 min read

🧠 Your Concurrency Model Feels Like Magic Until You Build It

BEAM's processes aren't magic—reduction budgets create the illusion of preemption on cooperative scheduling

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
💰 Your ML Pipeline Is Burning Cash You Already Spent

Nov 13, 2025

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6 min read

💰 Your ML Pipeline Is Burning Cash You Already Spent

That Raspberry Pi collecting dust could replace your $500/month cloud ML bill

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
 🎯 Dev Ships First Elixir SaaS

Nov 6, 2025

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6 min read

🎯 Dev Ships First Elixir SaaS

Auto-apply platforms robbed him blind. Elixir, Poolboy, and $5 VPS got him actual interviews instead.

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
🧠 Stop Maintaining State, Rebuild It

Oct 30, 2025

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6 min read

🧠 Stop Maintaining State, Rebuild It

GenServer message chains got out of hand until event sourcing clicked—here's the pattern

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
😴 No More Pager Interrupted Nights

Oct 23, 2025

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6 min read

😴 No More Pager Interrupted Nights

Go goroutines leaked until Elixir supervision made the pagers stop—here's the data

Michael Frew
Michael Frew
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